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Christmas Catalyst

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I haven’t finished my Christmas shopping yet. There is a good chance that you haven’t finished yours yet either. I’ll help you out. I’ve compiled a list of potential people and what to get them.

Do you have any readers on your list? I think they would like this book.

Do you have any Star Wars fans on your list? They would probably like this.

12 year-old Tyler would have loved this book. If you have any 12ish year old boys on your list you should get them this book.

My mom really liked this book. If you are a mom or have a mom on your list you should get this book.

If you have someone on your list who prefers paperback books to e books you should get this book.

If you know someone with a kindle you should get them this book.

Do you have a hipster on your list who doesn’t read anything main stream? Get that fool this book.

Is there someone in your life who loves independent writers? Get them this book.

Do you know someone who will only read professionally developed books? Get them this book. They won’t be able to tell the difference.

Need the perfect gift for your significant other? Nothing says I love you more than a space opera science fiction adventure. That’s how I tricked my wife into marrying me.

Want to get your kids excited about reading? Start them off with this book. It’s easy to read and they will be begging for the new one to come out.

I there someone on your list who hates Vampires? Fun fact: there is not a single Vampire in this book.

Do you have a bunch of distant relatives on your list that you don’t really want to talk to but still need to get a gift for. Give them this book so they’ll be too busy reading to talk.

Did you wrong somebody and want to make amends this holiday season? Give them this book as a peace offering. They will forgive and then love you forever.

Is there someone your list who loves secret planets? Who doesn’t? Buy this book.

I think that covers a lot of people. If I think of anymore I’ll tweet them at you. Seeing as it’s still the first week of December you should still have time to order Catalyst off of Amazon in time for it to get here for Christmas.

Merry Christmas!

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